The Glamour of it All​.​.​.

by The Simple Pleasure

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released October 19, 2016

Rad Chaines with
Admiral Grey on Bass, Vocals
Alec Spiegelman on Tenor and Bari Sax
Moist Paula Henderson on Bari Sax
Recorded at Clown Shoes and Ingersoll Ranch
between 2012 - 2016 . . . .

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The Simple Pleasure Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Simple Pleasure was born out of the rib of Chad Raines one Sunday in Austin, TX. Since then it has become an all consuming menace and must be stopped. They wear bad clothes and shamelessly dance and grind. The trash-disco pop performances leave some injured and most hysterical. Since traveling the world with Amanda Palmer - The Simple Pleasure has gained an eclectic fan base to say the least. ... more

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Track Name: Sorry Dad, (I'm Straight)
Some people like to pick up girls
what do they do? I don't know
I like to watch them for their visions of style
and sometimes I like to watch a little while
I'm really not the type to criticize you know?
I'm also not the type to exercise
If you look good, then you wear it well.
I'm proof positive you never can tell
just don't tell.

I'm laughing all the way up to the ceiling
some people like giving more than receiving
can I be absolutely, positively sure?
sorry, dad I'm straight

Well well well he said,
"you wanna live you better have endurance,
you wanna die, have insurance like, Metlife -
or call your State Farm Agent,"
Maybe he knows the reason why
I wanna sing like George Michael
I wanna sing like George Michael
but I haven't cause I can't
and he can eat a big dick
he can ear a big dick, a dick, a big dick.

I'm laughing all the way up to the ceiling
some people like giving more than receiving
can I be absolutely, positively sure?
sorry, dad I'm straight

I wanna sing like George Michael
(he want's to sing like George Michael)
but I haven't cause I can't
and he can eat a big dick
he can ear a big dick, a dick, a big dick.

I'm laughing all the way up to the ceiling
some people like giving more than receiving
some people like believing not pretending
some people don't know what the musics saying
can I be absolutely, positively sure?
yes. sorry, dad I'm straight
Track Name: MilfShake
I'm a Milf maker madam
I'll make you Mommy
You do the math and I'll make the money
the alimony
it brings the soccer moms to the yard
no need to chase them boy,
you trying to hard
hey Billy,
I see your Momma's got a brand new tattoo
hey Billy,
I see thats someone else's name
that isn't you
I think she's yummy yea?
wouldn't you say.
She's like a Shamrock Shake on St. Patricks Day.

Your mom and me making fresh KimChee
she's looking good, living in the 20teens
Your mom and me making fresh KimChee
she's looking good boy!
Your Mom and me making fresh KimChee
Sex tips, Cosmopolitan Magazines
Your mom and me, Sha la la la
She's looking good boy!
Track Name: Universal Appeal
Ooooh, Bop Shoo-Wop Dop
Bop Shoo-Wop

I'm just glad to be on your list,
not the first on the 1st I admit
but on the list. Yes I insist,
I'm just glad to be on the list
yea, what is this?
(I get up early in the morning)
I'm just glad to be on your list
now remember this
your loneliness I can't resist.
I'm just glad to be on your list
yea I got this.
(I get up early in the morning)
My big, fat Betty says its cold outside.
She's got a place for her and I to crash tonight.
I'm getting ready, getting my shoes all tied
I got this.
(I get up early in the morning)
Ooooh, Bop Shoo-Wop Dop
Bop Shoo-Wop

She's got Universal Appeal
I've got an International Zeal
and together we are fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine.

Ooooh, Bop Shoo-Wop Dop
Bop Shoo-Wop

I'm gonna take what I can get
but your all set
oh no regrets
are you all set?
I'm gonna take what I can get
but your all set?
(I get up early in the morning)
Maybe you wanna get a smoothie?
Or Netflix another movie like a
Rom-Com Com a Rom-Com Com Com
a Rom-Com?
(I get up early in the morning)

She's got Universal Appeal
I've got an International Zeal
and together we are fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine.

Universal Appeal
International Zeal
Universal Appealling Ya'll
International Zealing Ya'll
and remember we are fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine.

Ooooh, Bop Shoo-Wop Dop
Bop Shoo-Wop
Ooooh, Bop Shoo-Wop Dop
Bop Shoo-Wop
Track Name: Xmas at SeaWorld
Yea we only wanted to play
just to play
never thought it would last for more than a day
oh my chemicals I can't control
please forgive me
I have been too bold
or you can meet me in the middle
odds are good take a chance on me
dip your feet into the ocean
like the dolphins setting them free down in SeaWorld
when I took you to SeaWorld
you and me.

I'm thinking that I should tell you for me
It's something that you should know
you should know
something that I can't explain
to your face
we're living without love

don't tell me you needed me
tell me you needed someone you cannot control

I get ghost vibrations
in my pocket cause you don't call me no more
it fucks me up and it freaks me out
I wanna scream and shout Elizabeth
come on Elizabeth, is that your name?
I know you can't please everyone
but come on spend another minute with me
I go to lengths just to please you
great lengths can set you free like criminals
are we so criminal
you and me

I'm thinking that I should tell you for me
It's something that you should know
you should know
something that I can't explain
to your face
we're living without love

don't tell me you needed me
tell me you needed someone you cannot control
don't tell me you needed me
tell me you needed someone you just could not hold

Ooh Ooh
You're moving too fast now
you're moving too fast now
maybe you should slow down
Ooh Ooh
You're coming in too hot now
You're coming in too
You're coming into
Baby cool it off

don't tell me you needed me
tell me you needed someone you cannot control
don't tell me you needed me
tell me you needed someone you just could not hold

don't worry, its not important.
Track Name: The Glamour of it All...
On the way to wherever
there is a place that I don't know
lots of churches, theres an ant farm
a cracker barrel we can go to
gas station restraunts
pull over at the next rest stop
I gotta take it all in
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL

there is a place in Poughkeepsie
there is a guy, Turn Around Tom
he's like the Gypsy from Poughkeepsie
you go to work and tomorrow he's gone

Carolina, South of the Border
Wherever where this daisy grows
I gotta take it all in
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL
gas station restraunts
pull over at the next parking lot
we're at a full, half, empty on the meter.

Ding Dong
How you doing Now?
We gotta sleep somewhere
we gotta sleep somewhere
Ding Dong
How you doing Ya'll
We gotta eat somewhere
We gotta eat somewhere so,
Ding Dong
How you doing Now?
We gotta sleep somewhere
we gotta sleep somewhere
Ding Dong
How you doing Ya'll
We gotta eat somewhere
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL!

You're iphone
you're an island
a thousand islands we can go
eat a pizza
its a dead show
ding dong nobodies at home
is there anybody even in there?
everybody's got an entrance somewhere.
I gotta take it all in
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL

Ding Dong
How you doing Now?
We gotta sleep somewhere
we gotta sleep somewhere
Ding Dong
How you doing Ya'll
We gotta eat somewhere
We gotta eat somewhere so,
Ding Dong
How you doing Now?
We gotta sleep somewhere
we gotta sleep somewhere
Ding Dong
How you doing Ya'll
We gotta eat somewhere
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL!
Track Name: (Ya'll Don't Know) Flo Jo
Let me look at you,
Your features are fascinique.
I would like a taste of you
your saliva's bitter sweet
and with the sound of a gun
you take up and run
yea with a sound of a gun
you pick up and run

Lets go!
We're really taking off
Lets go!
We're really taking off

Oh you and I,
I really wish I could understand
and when I try sometimes
you always control my hand
but with a kiss of the wrist
your moving your hips
with a kiss of the wrist
your moving your holy hips

We're starting on page one
making learning lots of fun
I think that it's natural you don't believe me.
Around the bend at a quarter mile
straight through the finish line
we're gonna make it in record time
yeah!

Lets go!
We're really taking off
Lets go!
We're really taking off

Now are you ready?
Don't leave nothing in the sink.
And whats for dinner?
I really think that the flowers stink.
but with the sound of a gun
you take up and run
yea with a sound of a gun
you pick up and run

We're starting on page one
making learning lots of fun
I think that it's natural you don't believe me.
Around the bend at a quarter mile
straight through the finish line
we're gonna make it in record time
yeah!

Lets go!
We're really taking off
Lets go!
We're really taking off
we're going faster!