On the way to wherever
there is a place that I don't know
lots of churches, theres an ant farm
a cracker barrel we can go to
gas station restraunts
pull over at the next rest stop
I gotta take it all in
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL

there is a place in Poughkeepsie
there is a guy, Turn Around Tom
he's like the Gypsy from Poughkeepsie
you go to work and tomorrow he's gone

Carolina, South of the Border
Wherever where this daisy grows
I gotta take it all in
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL
gas station restraunts
pull over at the next parking lot
we're at a full, half, empty on the meter.

Ding Dong
How you doing Now?
We gotta sleep somewhere
we gotta sleep somewhere
Ding Dong
How you doing Ya'll
We gotta eat somewhere
We gotta eat somewhere so,
Ding Dong
How you doing Now?
We gotta sleep somewhere
we gotta sleep somewhere
Ding Dong
How you doing Ya'll
We gotta eat somewhere
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL!

You're iphone
you're an island
a thousand islands we can go
eat a pizza
its a dead show
ding dong nobodies at home
is there anybody even in there?
everybody's got an entrance somewhere.
I gotta take it all in
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL

Ding Dong
How you doing Now?
We gotta sleep somewhere
we gotta sleep somewhere
Ding Dong
How you doing Ya'll
We gotta eat somewhere
We gotta eat somewhere so,
Ding Dong
How you doing Now?
We gotta sleep somewhere
we gotta sleep somewhere
Ding Dong
How you doing Ya'll
We gotta eat somewhere
THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL!