1. |
When Making Big Ds
04:13
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Clear your Mind.
Leave all negative thoughts behind and repeat after me this mantra.
NOT GONNA FUCK UP THIS TIME
NO MESS NO FUSS DON'T GIVE NO REASON
But as a general survey, I'd like to know which one of ya'll once to get down and get @#$% up with me? Who's with me? Who want to get down to it?
Can't stand the weight
I'm giving up today
I most likely
will deal with it tomorrow
I'm just waiting for a big sign
Then I'll work on it overtime
Sugar makes the cake
Hurry Up and wait
Don't get me started
I'll deal with it tomorrow
Maybe I can choose the right one?
Maybe I can join the Bon Ton
I'm not a dead-end weight
I'm keeping up to date
Most likely I'm dealing with the sorrows
I can make a quick start
after cooling off a pop tart
I can't stand it
Giving up it
Most likely deal with it tomorrow
Just waiting for a right time
And I'm walking on a fine line
Sugar makes the cake
Hurry up and wait
Don't get me started
I'll deal with it tomorrow
I can choose the right one
I can join the Bon Ton
I'm not a dead-end
deal with it tomorrow
Maybe I can be the right
Maybe I can join the Bon Ton
I'm not a dead-end
But that's ok.
Thats ok Chad Raines
You'll get your shit together
You'll get your shit together some day
I mean right?
Some day my ships gonna come in
and that will be alright
I'm still waiting
sitting on the beach
looking at the waves
Did I see
No
But what that on the horizon?
No, OK.
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2. |
A Need to Know Basis
03:07
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Whatevs whatever
The past is past
No, I don't need to know
Some things best left to mystery
No, I don't need to know
Ooh wee! Sushi Sushi Valentine
Birthdays, Februaries
want to leave right now?
Blow the candles out!
A Need to Know Basis
Just then, another begins to fall across the sky
Back then, It wasn't like that
I say - You say St. Patrick's Day.
Ooh Wee! Sushi Sushi on Valentine's
Then again, never again
I'll tell you right now
I'll tell you right now
A Need to Know Basis
do do do do do do do do do do
Ooh Wee Sushi Sushi Valentine
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3. |
Boeing 737 Max
04:26
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Boeing Max
Yea Hey! I've been trying to take off with you!
Yea Hey! I've been trying to take off
What did they say?
What are we grounded for?
I have a meeting in Pinang
I I have to out of Jhakarta
I know this isn't important to you
But when I saw you at the airport
you nearly made me miss my flight!
I know that crossing the ocean would be easy with you
do you
now, do you want to see me when we touch down?
Or do you wan't to say goodbye to me?
Crossing the ocean in the exit row
everyone reaching out to hold someone
we're taking a nose dive in the morning sun
and now we're levitating
but if you would of kissed me
it could feel like we're floating up to heaven
taking a nosedive in the morning sun
until we're levitating.
when I saw you at the airport
you nearly made me miss my flight!
A Swan dive and a perfect 10 in the Ocean.
Now do you want to see me when we touch down?
Do you wan't to say goodbye to me?
Or do you don't?
But I know that some like it better that way
Say Goodbye
Or say good bye bye bye
Or do you don't
do ya?
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Yea, I like Ice Cream
Summer Fall Spring Winter
Soft Serve Happy Dips do the trick
yea whatever!
I've been a double dipper since I've been in diapers.
I hear you coming down the block
I wave you down one hundred dollars
I'm Mr. Softee
won't you have a creamsicle?
A little Debbie ding dong
come on now live a little
you'd like to have something sweet
but you so diabetic
I give you ass some dimples before I
Oh Mr. Softee!
I'll make you Ice Creams
I'll make you nice dreams
I'll make you dairy queens
I'll make you're dairy queens screams
I'll pour you soft serve so long that you'll forget dinner
I like them pear shaped - muffin top - chicken dinner
(ADMIRAL VOCALS)
Mr. Softee!
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5. |
Another Active Shooter
02:19
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Why you hate me?
Why you hate me?
Thats not right!
Why you put up a fight
every time I get a little bit out of my mind
its not clear
if you really get to know me
if you see it through my eyes you'll know why
let me count the ways that I'm not such a bad guy
you should have stayed with me
yea you really should have stayed with me
Another Active Shooter
You made an Active Shooter
You made me step from my computer
not another active shooter!
Get down on the ground and
cover up your head
want to stand up?
now your dead
Another Active Shooter
Go back to your computer
"I am gone sir! I am gone sir!
You'll never deal with us again!"
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6. |
No Love
03:45
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Testimonial
No Love
You and me, we got a lot on our minds
that much is evident
I really don't feel like going out tonight
I can't get over it
that much is evident
I can't get over it
and after all, I don't want to fight
have a nice night
have a safe night.
just know there's one thing
there's one thing we can agree on
there's no love
living in a land of
living in a land of no love
If there's an opening
I am not going
to see some pictures
and things on the wall.
If there's a honky-tonk
I don't want to talk
your friends keep asking me
what I want to eat and I
I don't want to drive
(I don't want to get into that car)
I don't want to drive
(I don't know where my keys are)
I don't want to drive
(I got nothing good to wear tonight)
I don't want to drive
you can't make me drive
no DUI
dui dui dui die.
living in a land and a time and a place
where everybody's sporting no love
in the metroplex
apartment complex
it's an afterthought
no love in the parking lot
no love plus no love
it equals no love
so if you don't mind
I think I'll just stay in tonight.
I think I'm staying home
yea!
I'm gonna stay home
watch me
I'm staying home
Gonna stay home
I'm going
gotta spend the night on the internet
I got a lot of important things to do on the internet
gonna look up some recipes
gonna see who's birthday it is
I think I'm gonna scroll
gonna scroll
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7. |
I Am In Charades
03:41
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He's
He's
Woo!
When I was a little boy
Debbie said I'm just a boy toy
But now that I've become the man
Debbie says I'm a handy man
and the rain it rains every day
Im just in charades
and the rain it rains every day
When the hearts all start to glow
you will see and you will know
life's a gyp and death is free
but there is something in you and me
and the rain it rains every day
but I just in charades everyday
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