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Sorry Dad, (I'm Straight)

from The Glamour of it All​.​.​. by The Simple Pleasure

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Admiral Grey on Bass and Vox
Alec Spiegelman on Tenor Sax
Paula Henderson on Bari Sax

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Some people like to pick up girls
what do they do? I don't know
I like to watch them for their visions of style
and sometimes I like to watch a little while
I'm really not the type to criticize you know?
I'm also not the type to exercise
If you look good, then you wear it well.
I'm proof positive you never can tell
just don't tell.

I'm laughing all the way up to the ceiling
some people like giving more than receiving
can I be absolutely, positively sure?
sorry, dad I'm straight

Well well well he said,
"you wanna live you better have endurance,
you wanna die, have insurance like, Metlife -
or call your State Farm Agent,"
Maybe he knows the reason why
I wanna sing like George Michael
I wanna sing like George Michael
but I haven't cause I can't
and he can eat a big dick
he can ear a big dick, a dick, a big dick.

I'm laughing all the way up to the ceiling
some people like giving more than receiving
can I be absolutely, positively sure?
sorry, dad I'm straight

I wanna sing like George Michael
(he want's to sing like George Michael)
but I haven't cause I can't
and he can eat a big dick
he can ear a big dick, a dick, a big dick.

I'm laughing all the way up to the ceiling
some people like giving more than receiving
some people like believing not pretending
some people don't know what the musics saying
can I be absolutely, positively sure?
yes. sorry, dad I'm straight

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from The Glamour of it All​.​.​., released October 19, 2016
Admiral Grey, Bass and Vox
Alec Spiegelman, Tenor Sax
Moist Paula Henderson, Bari Sax

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The Simple Pleasure Kingston, New York

"...[The Simple Pleasure] provides escapism of the highest order...[serving] up infectious new-wave-inspired electro-glam with a provocative playfulness that mixes carnality with a sense of humor and stimulates dancing with wild abandon." - Ernie Paik (Shaking Ray Levi Society, Chattanooga Pulse) ... more

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